Nov 2, 2009

逛街,還是一個人的好

逛街,是許多人解壓的方式。有人喜歡成群結隊呼朋喚友,有人喜歡寧靜自主逍遙自在。
你呢?你喜歡一個人逛街還是一大班朋友呢?

逛街,也是可以發生些趣事的,就如以下的,看完時我真的笑到不行 ~~~ 哈哈哈 ^^



如果你圖片太小看不清楚的話,以下是原文:

Why one wife now chooses to shop alone

HERE's proof what can happen when a woman drags her highly disinterested husband or boyfriend along when shopping. This letters was send by a British hypermart to a customer in Oxford:

Dear Mrs Murray,
While we thank you for your valued patronage and use of our store loyalty card, the manager of our store is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of just some of the offences over the past few months, all verified by our surveillance cameras:
  • 15 Jun: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. (嗯 ~~~ 這好像挺尷尬的咯 ~~~ 哈哈)
  • 2 Jul: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five-minute intervals. (這個好像有點太吵了,想象如果我在現場剛好走過,一定給嚇死 ^^)
  • 14 Aug: Moved a "Caution - Wet floor" sign to a carpeted area. (哈哈,不錯不錯,有創意!)
  • 4 Oct: Looked right into security camera and used it as a mirror to pick his nose. (哇~~~ 這太噁心了吧!)
  • 3 Dec: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. (哈哈~~~ 這很好笑,別人會以爲遇到瘋子 wakakakak ^^)
  • 18 Dec: Hid in a clothing rack and yelled, "Pick me, pick me!" (哈哈哈~~~ 這太好笑了 ~~~ 好像 Mr。 Bean 才會作的事,或好像在看 comedy camera 醬,鏡頭在哪裏啊?? ^^)
  • 23 Dec: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, then yelled very loudly: " There is no toilet paper in here." (嗯 ~~~ 無話可説... 汗... )

Your Sincerely,
Store manager

7 comments:

Akira 思胜 said...

哈哈, 很好笑呢! 谢谢分享哦!

Creative Busy Bee said...

haha!!! Thank you for sharing!!^_^

動 Orson said...

哈…你在那裡找到的:哈

我已為「倪安東」的link
安置好,在我家哦…哈

木子 said...

Akira 思胜 & Creative B Bee,
謝謝,希望可以搏君一笑 ^^

動 Orson,
我朋友電郵給我的 :)
哦,謝謝哦,有時閒一定會去你家看看 ^^

Janice Ong said...

哈我喜歡最後一個啦

Went into a fitting room, shut the door, then yelled very loudly: " There is no toilet paper in here.

印奴 said...

老公的奸计得逞了!!!

木子 said...

ONG-ZY,
哈哈 ~~~ 如果我在百貨公司遇到這樣的事我想我會嚇死!! 哈哈哈哈 ~~~

印奴,
對啊!!這叫做 “只可智取,不可力敵” 哈哈 ~~~

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